'XTRA-HARD LIKE PHAROAHE MONCH

This place is an AI chatbot’s knock knock joke. More like Gas Chamber. Championship caliber stickball wrapped in a funeral parlor. The Yelp review states, “The crown jewel of the world's borough, this gorgeous, immaculately painted athletic field is nestled within a robust outdoor community center. And should you decide to play pickleball on the adjacent courts, the playground is close enough to keep an eye on your children but far away enough to see the disappointment in their eyes.” Pretty shiny if we’re being honest, but the dimensions are perfect, it’s concrete, and Penns zoom here like shit through a goose. Mothershippers down Mach-tails on the reg as the neon felt singes their nose hairs. Just put it in our veins. And just when you think it can’t possibly get any faster, this yard will spit you out like an unsalted sunflower seed. As an added plus, the complete and total lack of a nearby toilet is sure to excite the ladies.